Jokes for 8-Year-Old

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

   • Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

   • Fsh!

3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

   • Because it was two-tired!

4. What did one plate say to the other plate?

   • Lunch is on me!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

   • Because they make up everything!

6. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

   • You’re looking sharp!

7. Why was the broom late?

   • It swept in!

8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

   • A carrot!

9. Why was the math book sad?

   • Because it had too many problems!

10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

    • Nacho cheese!

11. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    • To get to the other slide!

12. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

    • Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!

13. What’s a cat’s favorite color?

    • Purrrple!

14. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    • Because it was feeling crumbly!

15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

    • Frostbite!

16. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    • Because it wasn’t peeling well!

17. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

    • Because they might crack up!

18. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

    • Nothing, they just waved!

19. What’s brown and sticky?

    • A stick!

20. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

    • A palm tree!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

• Doughnut forget to laugh at this joke!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

• You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

• No thanks, I prefer Google.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

• Bless you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

• I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

• Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow.

Cow who?

• Cow you doing today?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

• Harry up and let me in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

• Police stop telling bad jokes!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

• Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!