Jokes for 4-Year-Old
Popular Jokes
Why did the cow go to space?
Because it wanted to see the moooon!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner's on me!
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to learn how to be a banana split!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?
Because they're two-tired!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Jump to Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo! Don't be scared, it's just me trying to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOO!