Popular Jokes
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one!
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Dinner’s on me!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything!
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What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
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You’re looking sharp!
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Why was the broom late?
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It swept in!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot!
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Why was the math book sad?
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Because it had too many problems!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Nacho cheese!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
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Arrr! You’d think it’d be R, but it’s actually the C!
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What’s a cat’s favorite color?
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Purrrple!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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Because it was feeling crumbly!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Frostbite!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh!
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired!
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
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Owl be seeing you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
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Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
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Isabel not working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
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Doughnut forget to laugh at this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
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Stopwatch you’re doing and listen to this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
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Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
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Atch your back, it’s time for a laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
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Police let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
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Olive you and I miss you!
